I'd like to apologize for telling you your mother looked like Samuel L. Jackson during her intervention. It was unnecessary and over the line.

I'm sorry for saying "you dirty whore" while we we're having sex and you wanted me to talk dirty. It was my first time, and I didn't know what to say.

Hi Mark,

I've often thought about emailing or writing to you over the years, but I couldn't face the idea of embarrassing you any further than I already did.

When we met, I was very young and you were the most amazing man I had ever met. I fell head-over-heels for you. I thought you were interested in me too for a split second, and to make (...read more)

I want to apologize to my neighbours the Andersons. The other night I walked home, pretty drunk. By the time I got to my street I was feeling nauseous. Anyhow, I didnt make it to my door, instead I threw up all over your hood and windshield. I noticed you two the next day (from my window), freaking out about it while trying to wash it off. I was hung over and I didn't bother to tell you.
Sorry

Ant- I'm sorry that the last time we got into a huge fight I scrubbed my master bathrooms toilet using your tooth brush and then put in back in the medicine cabinet, knowing you would using next time you stayed over.

I would like to go on the Record and Appologize publicly to my Fiance for the following.

#1 Being a Horrible speller.
#2 Being a closet Survivor watcher.
#3 Waking up in the morning.
#4 Coming home from work at night.
#5 Listening rarely.
#6 Leaving my socks on the floor.

I realize that we will be getting married soon and I really thought that we should start with a clean slate. Love ya and hope you can forgive me.

Dear David I am sorry when I fled the airport after our meeting. You look like nothing like your pic on plenty of fish. Good luck searching in the future, Sharon

Sorry for picking you up 30 minutes late! I really was stuck in traffic.

I apologize to myself for ruining my Saturday night by working. Also, for working all day Sunday. For what? I'm not sure...

I was an elementary school teacher back in the 60s, teaching the third grade. Being the young man that I was, and living in the time that I was, I spent most of my waking hours heavily intoxicated from alcohol and various illicit substances, like many of my peers. I was extremely dissatisfied with life and sought to vent my frustrations upon my class - children given into my care. I would (...read more)

Dear Old Manager, I'm sorry for stabbing you in the back causing you to loose your job. It was wonderful working for a lying cheating two faced cow. I learnt so much in such little time. Your computer and chair and all the perks that came with the job is fabulous. If it makes you feel any better....I now have to sort out all of your crap. Yes those ones you left me with. I think I will still be busy untill 2011 sorting out all the work you left on your NOT TO DO list. Have a great life.

I just wanted to say, that I am sorry if I said or did something to hurt you, I never meant it the way you may have taken it. I love you and I just want you to be happy. Once, again I am sorry. I hope you will accept this apology and we can move past this.

Babika....
please forgive me... for all the pain that I have brought to you...
The worst day of my life, was when I made that choice. And now I truly realise how stupid I was!!!! I was selfish...for thinking I could make you jealous, or make you think I could live without you.

Im sorry it has taken me over a year to realise this mistake. (...read more)

I demand an apology for your horrible portrayal of Michael Jackson in "man in the mirror"!

hey guys, just felt like i owed you an apology for lying about the pizzas from the other night. they weren't delivery, they were digiorno.