Dear Daniel,
I am very sorry for RSVPing on your behalf to the professional event last Tuesday, using both a very insensitive organization affiliation of "The Communist Party of China" as well as stating that your job title was "Royal Prince of Shanghai." Although the majority of people who saw your name-tag thought it was hilarious, it apparently failed your sense of humor test. I solemnly promise that I will try very hard to never again RSVP for you using this organization and position. If it is any consolation, i consider you on a much more elevated scale, closer to "emperor of shanghai."