I think it's time I man up and admit that I had fantasized about your sister for most of our relationship. I'm a real jerk, but now that it's out, just so you know....
I wanted to be the mechanic to clean out her exhaust pipe
I wanted to drive my train into her tunnel
I wanted to slam dunk my balls in her hoop
I wanted to slap shot my puck into her net
I wanted to run a wildcat offense on DAT ASS
Respectfully, of course.