I want you to apologize to me for shrinking all my clothes in the dryer. I specifically told you permanent press and to take it out when it was slightly damp to be hung. I will not stand for this disappointing mishandling of my wardrobe.
DO YOUR OWN DAMN LAUNDRY ASSHOLE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU AND YOU COMPLAIN? GO TO HELL! WHY DON'T YOU LAST MORE THAN 5 SECONDS IN THE BEDROOM AND THEN MAYBE I'LL GET YOUR LAUNDRY RIGHT. HOW ABOUT THAT??