Hi Ryan I am really sorry about pushing you down the stairs, I definitely didn't think you would fall down so many steps and land so violently on the hard floor. Also sorry for just staring at you and eating my vanilla ice cream stoically.
It's "aaaight" I was expecting this from you. I was practicing the age-old proverb of keeping your friends close but your enemies closer. I had my suspicions about you. You confirmed what I already knew. There WILL be consequences.