I think it's time I man up and admit that I had fantasized about your sister for most of our relationship. I'm a real jerk, but now that it's out, just so you know....
I wanted to be the mechanic to clean out her exhaust pipe
Tyler would like to extend
an Olive Branch
I love you so much, and you seem unhappy with your job. I only meant that there needs to be changes if you want things to get better. Forgive for my slip...Sisters forever?
To The Gym,
While working out at the gym, I saw the supply closet was open and I stuffed two giant sized tubs of sanitation wipes into my gym bag.
From Dennis H
To Quin Yee,
I know u dun like me to do tat, but it stil happend. :(
I will try to not make it happen again :(
From Hon Wai
Is this worth using as an online service?
From Yo momma
I'm soooooooo sorry, that wasn't right for me to accuse you of being a werewolf during our resource meeting. You are more like a human with poor grooming habits.
Love Arlene xoxo
i am sorry about what i said i have paranoid scizophrenia
To Whitney H.,
I'm sorry for introducing you to drugs. I realize it had a horrible effect on not only our marriage, but also our entire lives. But you have to admit. That night in vegas was pretty legit. Noth times.
From Bobby B.
Bobby B. gave Whitney H.
To That Guy Playing Tennis,
It was really immature of me to scream at you from the car while you were trying to work on your serve. After the 5th time of driving around insulting you it got a little old and now I regret it. I hope it didn't get to you too much. . .
I really believe you owe me an apology. I found out about you sleeping with my boyfriend Jamal. I was always suspicious when you used to flaunt that bubble butt when he was around. I guess every man's limit of loyalty can be tested. I know you finally broke him
I want to apologize to everyone for trying to reinvent myself as a singer/songwriter. I now see that my music was horrible and I did not have what it takes to make it big. I will desist and continue my day job.
I wanted to say my bad for dropping a liquidy #2 on your purple lounge chair. Don't know how those stains will come out. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
A Festive Snowman
This is where I come clean, and ask for advice.
I worked at a hotel with someone for about a year. He and I became friends outside of work, and I eventually met his girlfriend. I realized we had more in common than her and her bf
To Tenant From HELL,
You are a filthy, no good animal who has ruined my lovely downstairs apartment and I demand an apology. I was just trying to make a little extra mortgage money by renting out part of my house, and you have turned it into a sewer. Thank God you are gone.
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