To big spark,
sorry I offended you while you were loading the dishwasher, sorry I whistle the same tune over and over again.
From bad cop
i'm sorry for not being all that sorry
I'm sorry for *almost* filling your car up with diesel fuel.. The two pumps were right next to each other and I was having a bad day!
Stop saying peaceoutmuthafucka.
Please apologize to me about your ferrets poo paw.
To My current girlfriend and myself,
My online confession. I do not know if I should tell her, or carry this secret to the grave:
I was asked at work to help a friend and co-worker move to another apartment. As it turns out, this guy Tom we work with (who I also
Last summer I met some friends at a bar literally 10 minutes away. As the night ended, I drank about 5 or 6 mixed drinks in a three hour timespan. I was definitely not able to drive legally, but I got into the car and proceeded to drive home because
Hey, im really sorry for saying you have MASSIVE cankles and for growing a massive beard and usin the c-word.
Im sorry that you had to wash your body with the shampoo bottle i pissed i just got tired of it when you used up all of my shampoo, so yes i agree the dollar store soap did smell kinda "musky" but you seemed to love it.
I am sorry for being such a drama queen and making loads of people hate me. I am sorry for pushing someone away who means a lot to me.
Last semester, I started off as a very hard-working TA for organic chemistry. As my own life began to unravel, I started doing things I now regret. As it relates to university, I put myself into a position to sell off some of the knowledge I had days before the
From Emily B.
To Referee Koman Coulibaly,
I demand an apology for your horrible call, costing us a draw when we should have legitimately beat Slovenia. I'm not saying you're bad all the time, but in any corner kick, tons of minor infractions are bound to occur, and not a single commentator, player, coach, etc, can understand
To Scarf Vendor,
I sank to my lowest last week. While walking in NYC near my apartment, I came across one of those foreign vendors who sell stuff on the tables. While they were helping a customer, I really liked one of the scarves they had, but did not want to pay. I
From George K.
As I lay here on the couch with my laptop and paper-thin sheet, spending another cold night in the doghouse, I have come to realize I am sorry for comparing your mother's body to that of Babar the elephant's. I also did not mean it
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