To Star Diner,
I feel bad about doing a dine and dash last night. At first it felt really good not paying for the delicious corned beef sandwich with french fries (free food is the best food), but as I drove off laughing I thought about how I didn't leave a tip and how hard the waitstaff must work. What a loser I am!
To Ms. Forghetto,
I found this great new website that I think would be great for us. Apologize to me for making me put up with you! I'm talking about all the cackles, poor jokes, refusing to cook for me, trying to steal all my things, etc. Hurry.
From You Know Who
Thanks for letting me in last night when I'd forgotten my keys. Sorry it was at 3am.
A Fuzzy Teddy Bear
I demand an apology from the savage creature who took a dump on my front lawn. I thought it was from someone walking their dog, but upon not-much-closer inspection revealed it to be human feces. Who would do such a thing?
From Angie R.
To big spark,
sorry I offended you while you were loading the dishwasher, sorry I whistle the same tune over and over again.
From bad cop
i'm sorry for not being all that sorry
I'm sorry for *almost* filling your car up with diesel fuel.. The two pumps were right next to each other and I was having a bad day!
Stop saying peaceoutmuthafucka.
Please apologize to me about your ferrets poo paw.
To My current girlfriend and myself,
My online confession. I do not know if I should tell her, or carry this secret to the grave:
I was asked at work to help a friend and co-worker move to another apartment. As it turns out, this guy Tom we work with (who I also
Last summer I met some friends at a bar literally 10 minutes away. As the night ended, I drank about 5 or 6 mixed drinks in a three hour timespan. I was definitely not able to drive legally, but I got into the car and proceeded to drive home because
Hey, im really sorry for saying you have MASSIVE cankles and for growing a massive beard and usin the c-word.
Im sorry that you had to wash your body with the shampoo bottle i pissed i just got tired of it when you used up all of my shampoo, so yes i agree the dollar store soap did smell kinda "musky" but you seemed to love it.
I am sorry for being such a drama queen and making loads of people hate me. I am sorry for pushing someone away who means a lot to me.
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