2/5

To The World,

..For being so awesome!

From Mike

16 45 5

 

3/18

To esteban,

I'd like to apologize for telling you your mother looked like Samuel L. Jackson during her intervention. It was unnecessary and over the line.

From cornelius

122 34 10

 

4/21

To Her Boyfriend,

Each day I find myself getting more and more angry that you slept with other girls before we started dating. I know this doesn't make sense, but I am so bitter I want to just hurt you. I am sorry how terrible I've been, and this is the reason why. ...

From Anonymous

8 25 7

 

2/11

To All My Future Ex-Girlfriends,

I am really not a male whore..I just look like one!

From Old SKool Fool

10 25 2

 

4/21

To Girl,

I'm sorry for saying "you dirty whore" while we we're having sex and you wanted me to talk dirty. It was my first time, and I didn't know what to say.

From Boy

85 21 9

 

5/15

To Scarf Vendor,

I sank to my lowest last week. While walking in NYC near my apartment, I came across one of those foreign vendors who sell stuff on the tables. While they were helping a customer, I really liked one of the scarves they had, but did not want to pay. I ...

From George K.

8 19 4

 

2/3

To The Office,

For leaving my bowl in the kitchen sink for months

From Francesco

15 18 4

The Office accepted this apology.

The Office responded

7/28

To His Wife,

Hey sweetie!!! I am sorry but I have to come clean. When you asked what that horrible smell was, I said it was the baby, but in reality it was me. I just kept farting and found it really convenient to blame little Bobby. That's not the ...

From Simon

11 17 1

Simon has included A Red Rose

5/27

To South Korea,

Just want to say sorry to South Korea for blowing up their Warship, you guys got too close to our maritime borders, so we had to send over a mini-sub to blow that fucker clear outta the water, killed 47 people, rest in pieces..sorry world, please don't hate us?

From North Korea

5 14 1

 

2/24

To Pascal,

I'm so sorry because I spat on Pascal's Tupper-Ware even having a cold... Poor viruses, now jumping inside Pascal's tummy.

From Sergi

5 14 3

 

2/3

To The Office,

I'm sorry that Francesco's bowl in the sink stinks up the joint.

From Mickey

5 14 0

Mickey included A Fuzzy Teddy Bear

3/27

To Those Girls,

I am sorry to those girls that I was with consecutively the same day without showering. But I know sometimes sharing is caring. So do know I care.

From Danny

6 14 3

 

10/26

To Phil,

for screwing my girlfriend when you were suppose to be my best friend

From Leonard Cho

43 13 9

 

11/9

To Erica,

I am sorry for being and ass and not listeining to you and understanding your heart

From Eric

5 11 0

Eric included A Fuzzy Teddy Bear

Erica rejected this apology.

Erica responded

3/29

To William Rehnquist,

Uhh, anybody can get it and I ain't got a problem taking care of the witness! (I ain't got a problem with THAT!) I'm NOT sorry!

From Uncla Murda

5 11 0

 

« prev1234567...118119next »

Page 1 of 119