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To The World,
..For being so awesome!
I'd like to apologize for telling you your mother looked like Samuel L. Jackson during her intervention. It was unnecessary and over the line.
To Her Boyfriend,
Each day I find myself getting more and more angry that you slept with other girls before we started dating. I know this doesn't make sense, but I am so bitter I want to just hurt you. I am sorry how terrible I've been, and this is the reason why.
To All My Future Ex-Girlfriends,
I am really not a male whore..I just look like one!
From Old SKool Fool
I'm sorry for saying "you dirty whore" while we we're having sex and you wanted me to talk dirty. It was my first time, and I didn't know what to say.
To Scarf Vendor,
I sank to my lowest last week. While walking in NYC near my apartment, I came across one of those foreign vendors who sell stuff on the tables. While they were helping a customer, I really liked one of the scarves they had, but did not want to pay. I
From George K.
To The Office,
For leaving my bowl in the kitchen sink for months
To His Wife,
Hey sweetie!!! I am sorry but I have to come clean. When you asked what that horrible smell was, I said it was the baby, but in reality it was me. I just kept farting and found it really convenient to blame little Bobby.
That's not the
Simon has included
A Red Rose
for screwing my girlfriend when you were suppose to be my best friend
From Leonard Cho
I'm sorry about the other day
To Those Girls,
I am sorry to those girls that I was with consecutively the same day without showering. But I know sometimes sharing is caring. So do know I care.
I'm so sorry because I spat on Pascal's Tupper-Ware even having a cold... Poor viruses, now jumping inside Pascal's tummy.
To The Office,
I'm sorry that Francesco's bowl in the sink stinks up the joint.
A Fuzzy Teddy Bear
To South Korea,
Just want to say sorry to South Korea for blowing up their Warship, you guys got too close to our maritime borders, so we had to send over a mini-sub to blow that fucker clear outta the water, killed 47 people, rest in pieces..sorry world, please don't hate us?
From North Korea
I apologize to myself for ruining my Saturday night by working. Also, for working all day Sunday. For what? I'm not sure...
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