Ted I'm sorry I spilled your coffee on your car mat this afternoon. If I wasn't so cheap I'd buy you a new mat, but instead I'll buy you a new cup of coffee.

Sorry for ripping off that giant 'S' on my shirt while at my house and throwing it at you. It was funny seeing you wrapped up and unable to move for a few seconds, but you might have gotten hurt! I should be more careful.

I'm sorry. I think I am using a tone of voice I don mean.....so understand me ....forgive me....

I'm sitting here, writing this little word doc, and this mosquito is just flying around my lamp, biding its time. It's waiting for me to go to bed and when I wake up tomorrow I'm going to be itchy and miserable.

I want an apology in advance, if you're still alive by tomorrow morning, since I'll be turning the air conditioner down to 59. Goodluck with that you INSECT. Let's see how that works out.

I demand an apology from you for giving me such a small portion of your cookie dough cheesecake from Cheesecake factory, you bastard!

I'm sorry I ate all your air.

I want my money back! How could you lose so badly?

I demand an apology for your horrible portrayal of Michael Jackson in "man in the mirror"!

i know this is the 3rd apology i have written to you, but the other 2 have been rejected.
i know i'm a drama queen and i know it is easier not to be friends with me but i need you so bad. i'm sorry for being so annoying and jealous and showing my feelings in a stupid way. i just wanna be close to you, hannah and nikki know how i feel and it is starting to annoy them as well. please just think about what i have said. i am so sorry. i love you loads and don't want to lose you. XOXO

I'm sorry for getting jealous of everyone who is closer to you than me and for trying to make you jealous in turn. i know it can be annoying when i am so obsessive over you but it is hard for me to see people with you when i'm not.
i'll try not to show my jealousy and will try to ignore it. i truly am sorry.

I am so very sorry I sent you that chain letter. I know now that you do not wish to be annoyed. I swear upon our friendship I won't ever do that. If you do not forgive me my heart will be broken. I will bring you flowers if we need to go there. You are awesome,
Sophie

Our biggest mistake was renting you our downstairs apartment. Thanks for the following lovely things:

1. Pretending to be a DJ at 2AM when some people work the next morning. Then ignoring my complaints and going right back at it.

2. Leaving the gas valve turned "on" for our propane tank for the BBQ. We said you could use it, but we (...read more)

Sorry for farting on you in bed yesterday.

C'mon guys you're killing me. Can we please step this up for the next game?? Thanks!

Thanks a lot for towing my truck while IT WAS PARKED OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT FOR 5 MINUTES. I was moving to my new place, and I had one $@#!'n nightstand left to load. I had to have a friend drive me to your horrible yard (could you pick a more dangerous spot in town?) and pay $175 RANSOM money to get my stuff back so I could actually move out. Thanks a lot!