sorry for #$@!*'ing her brains out last night (:

Sorry for leading you on a while ago. I thought i liked you but then it turns out i didn't. And right before you asked me out again someone beat you to it. &​ yeah it was a dick move.

I honestly want an apology from you. I think, after the crap you put me through, I deserve it. Before your ego jumps to your defense, remember for a moment all the crap I did for you last summer. All the crap you overlooked.

I bought you food, cooked for you. I also recall driving you to the emergency room at 4 AM. Keep in mind, I didn't do these things to get (...read more)

I can't believe you did this to me. With my shrink? WTF.

I let my dog out the back door (and shut it) and then I was getting my garbage together to take out. It started pouring and I was so amazed at how much rain came down all of a sudden that I forgot about Brandon! He was dripping, soaked, and just stood at me through the sliding glass doors.

He definitely wasn't happy and as soon as I let him in he shook himself dry all over me (probably to show his annoyance).

I'm just sorry that I threw up in the back seat of your car last night. I never did anything like that before. I really can't apologize enough. Steve I was too drunk to notice I got some on your shoe so I apologize for that too. I don't want to ever see orange flavor vodka again...

Let me apologize for talking to that guy so much I know you wanted to go home with him and I'm pretty sure I c-blocked you. Still <​3 me right?

Not a day goes by that I do not regret what transpired between the two of us. I regret everything;​ my jealousy, my instability, my irresponsibility. I know that without a doubt that is the only reason why there is a hole that resembles your shape in my life.

I could criticize and place blame. However, that does me no good. A person of your type is not one (...read more)

Sorry I drank all your beers and fell asleep on your couch. Your dog wasn't happy either. Bro ::flicks fingers after taking a bite of food::

I am sorry you are so dumb!!!!

I love you and I will never hurt you nor let you down again. There will be no half truths, or left outs, or talking to anyone about us. Please open your heart and you will gain more than you could ever imagine.

I am so so sorry babe and my mistakes I made in the past but for what I have done in past makes me be the man that I am. I love u to pieces and u are my better half. Sorry from the bottom of my heart. .

A while back I would habitually steal food from the supermarket Publix. It's not that I would actually steal it and leave, but more like I would sample the produce and vegetables and actually eat them as I walked around.

I felt I was just taste testing it to make sure it was good, but I suppose it was the wrong thing to do, and I'd like to apologize publicly for my behavior.

I still love your store and will continue to shop there.

Sal

I'm sorry for going to White Castle last night and eating:

2 x Double Cheeseburgers
5 x Hamburgers
1 x Chicken Ring with Cheese
2 orders of Mozzarella Sticks

..and an x-large coke (not even diet)

Words cannot describe the pain and suffering I spent on the toilet.

I am sorry that I said Mars ain't the kindest place to raise your kids. In my defense I got the idea from Elton John and he should know better than me.