11/21

To His Job,

I regret that I took so many supplies home with me. I practically furnished my office with items from the copy room. Who but WB Mason could come through like that?

From Bill

3 2 1

 

11/17

To Chris,

I demand an apology for remembering about the whole Not Safe For Work (NSFW) label AFTER you sent me that e-mail. . .Wauuuuughh!

From Mike

3 0 0

Chris agreed to apologize.

Chris responded

11/13

To Everyone,

I'm sorry I caused all that cancer. I didn't realize it was such a hideous disease.

From Bruce

2 1 0

 

11/5

To Ryan,

Hi Ryan I am really sorry about pushing you down the stairs, I definitely didn't think you would fall down so many steps and land so violently on the hard floor. Also sorry for just staring at you and eating my vanilla ice cream stoically.

From Jocelyn Andrews

2 3 0

Jocelyn Andrews gave Ryan a Handshake

Ryan accepted this apology.

Ryan responded

11/3

To Turbo the Dog,

When you were a young puppy, I brought you to the mall weekly to pick up chicks. Sorry for exploiting you so much Turbo!

From Bill

2 1 0

 

10/28

To Luke,

I am soooooooooooooooo sorry for all of the nasty rumors in school and i understand if u never ever want to talk to me ever again. x

From Chloe

3 1 4

Chloe has included A Red Rose

10/25

To Tommy,

Hey baby, sorry for forgeting to flush again.....i was drunk

From Isabella

4 0 1

 

10/25

To sarah,

dear sarah, i feel aweful. im soo sorry about trouffles. i didnt see her and everything happened so fast. i hit the brakes as hard as i could but i was too late.... im sooo sorry. i plan on hosting a funeral for her. im truly sorry.

From nick

5 0 3

 

10/15

To Jan,

I am --really-- sorry for leaving you alone like that for so long at the bar. I deserve to come back and see guys hitting on you, but the truth stands that I had a stomach ache, and my trousers looked like someone dumped sloppy joe in them. Think we can still go on our 2nd date?

From Thomas

7 2 2

Thomas has included A Red Rose

10/13

To The World,

Sorry for yet another disappointing Blackberry blunder. I'm not sure how we continue to stay in business, honestly, as more capable companies propel this world into a technological golden age. We are like the Coelacanth, only uglier and more inept on land.

From Research in Motion

6 3 3

 

10/13

To emilia,

i sorry for ambushing your uncle with my buttersock (sock filled with butter) while he was on the john. hope hes ok. btw the veiw wasnt pretty......

From julia

6 2 7

 

10/11

To Emilia,

hello emilia, i would like to appoligize to you for peeing on the floor in your living room. i feel horriible and that was extreamly embarising of me to do that. i have peed in almost every persons house (but not in the toilet) so dont feel ...

From Julia

6 0 1

 

9/29

To Frank,

I want to say sorry for comparing your mother's breathing to Darth Vader and size to Jabba the Hutt. In truth, she needs to lose some weight. I think the Star Wars references were well played.

From Max

6 1 2

 

8/31

To lump,

mike lump, he's lump, he's lump.

From mike

4 1 1

 

7/22

To Ashley,

VERY EMBARRASSING thank you for catching that spelling mistake on LMA! I'm so surprised no one (myself included) has caught that in the months after the redesign. You rock!

From Mike

3 0 0

Mike bought Ashley A beer

Ashley accepted this apology.

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