I brought in McDonald's breakfast for everyone just to get them fat (so I'd feel skinnier)

Sorry for constantly giving you a hard time about producing value.

..For playing Solitaire too much and not getting work done.

I apologize for leaving you off the lunch email for tomorrow's event. I know it is partially Bill's fault, however I will take the blame for this one. I will do my best for this to not happen again.

Dearest Matthew,

We are sorry for going to Ironbank! We were just both bursting with excitement about our new office space, and could not wait another second!

We promise we will not visit the office again till we move in August.

Please forgive us.

BroJan :)

Okay here it is!

I am sooooooooo sorry for saying you stole my sticky tape. It wont happen again. Please forgive me!

Sorry I haven't retested your fixes yet. I want to give it my undivided attention to maintain that level of uncompromising value you expect. I'll circle back with you offline once I complete my reevaluation.

I must apologize for how I treated you during today's meeting. It was not right to accuse you of ruining our business. Please forgive me and let's have a beer tonight.

Thanks a lot for making me work all last night and today to get a client proposal done, then telling me now that we'll be using a consultant for it instead. B/c, you know, I have no life..

Sasha i'm sorry I took some of your cake from the break room. I thought it was community stuff. I am a cake eating monster.

i can understand how it feels to be alone far from a place you actually want to be..
i apologize for making your life haunting with my PJ's...
i only intend to be in touch and bring some smile to your face...
yet fail terribly...
hope this may at-least bring one.. ;​)

I must apologize for constantly using bad phrases such as "let's table this" and "we can reevaluate offline" during conference calls. I didn't realize how often I say this.

I feel bad that I spent half the day today watching videos on youtube and going outside to take phone calls.

I demand an apology for your awful work habits. You are morally bankrupt and need to get your ish together!

You left me paperwork that we could've easily done together so you could enjoy lunch with your new bf. You told me "something came up", but a little bird told me otherwise!